not4chan

Design Overhaul by narunetto - 2/22/08 @ 3:37AM PST#

Hello everyone, I really haven't been paying as much attention to the site that I should have been for the past few months. BUT, I have decided to come back with a vengeance, mostly because I was bored, and I have redesigned the site. It's not really much of what I did, but it's a bit different looking so hopefully it will give you a refreshing change from the bland old not4chan.

Other than design changes, I fixed that god damn error that came up when trying to post certain images over a certain size, it was a PHP memory problem that was an easy fix and it should be good. The one PHP warning that you may receive while posting will stay there until I can get a hold of Trevor, the script creator.

If you have any suggestions, or want to tell me about any bugs that might pop up that you think no one knows about, PM me in IRC under the name "JunJun". Thanks for actually staying here at not4chan and viewing the site, have a good night/day/evening.

Welcome by narunetto - 11/18/07 @ 4:01PM PST#

Okay, if you are seeing this news post, you are now on the site via our brand new server. This server is a fucking powerhouse. See this.

So, pretty much, this site should be stable as piss

RULES by narunet - 10/21/07 @ 8:52PM PDT#

Go read the rules page, fuck.

Hell. by narunet - 10/4/07 @ 11:30AM PDT#

Okay, the current server we have right now is going to shit. It's too slow and too shitty to handle the amount of users that we currently have. I have had to go through a whole bunch of shit to get this god damn thing to even get the web server to come back up. So, in the next week, or two weeks, we will be migrating to a new server that is going to be a Core 2 Duo processor and its gonna have 3 Gb's of ram. This mother fucker will hopefully (i know it will) keep us going for the time to come. God dammit.

BREAKING NEWS by narunet - 9/28/07 @ 1:20PM PDT#

http://notfourchan.net/l/res/13214.html

back up? by crazymonkey - 9/22/07 @ 6:50AM PDT#

Yea, I don't know exactly what happened, but for some odd reason the webserver was messed up. We're back now though so keep posting and keep fapping~ Oh and again, sorry for the ads. But they keep the server healthy! I got another hard drive to make sure we don't max out, and I'll probably start archiving stuff if we get another.

Tell Your "Friends" by narunet - 9/7/07 @ 3:24PM PDT#

Okay, notfourchan needs a lotttt more exposure. So, if you can please tell you "friends" about the site. Then we can get a lot of money from ads and never have a problem with paying ever again, which in the long run, the site will never die! So, please stop fappin' and go tell people.

ads ads ad ads by crazymonkey - 8/22/07 @ 11:23AM PDT#

Yea, there are more ads(and some popunders...), AND I'M SORRY AND I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME FOR MY SACRILEGIOUS WAYS, but it can't be helped. Seriously, it can't. Since I'm too scared of paypal closing my account for accepting donations on this site, I'm forced to go advert hunting, which is harder than it sounds considering the content of this website. I'm experimenting with various advert companies, so expect to see ugly mismatching adverts every once in awhile. I know it's annoying, I know it interferes with your fapping, but damnit, it's to keep this server up. So for now just tolerate it until I get a steady flow of revenue going. Once I have enough to pay off the server bill each month I'll cut back on ads that aren't needed. k

Huh by narunet - 8/20/07 @ 2:32PM PDT#

Soon, notfourchan.net will be blocking Mozilla Firefox based on the sole reason that you can block our ads.

Okay, that's a lie, and i'm tired of the faggots at this site who think that blocking ads is a crime, and the people that DDoS'd his site are terrorists. notfourchan's personal stand point on this is, you can block our ads, we don't give a shit. But, if you would like to support the site, you can add us to the whitelist on your adblock extension so then the ads go through. But, really, even though it still does get us money, I really don't care if you like to block our ads, because I do it for places to and really hate ads because most of the are ugly as shit anyway.

God dammit these guys are faggots. ～ナルネット

Donate by narunet - 8/11/07 @ 5:21PM PDT#

Okay, people. We need donations. We used to have some fucking awesome ads but they just hated us and had to fucking drop us because of "CP" apparently. So, the ads we have now, suck, but they still give us money, but not enough money. So, we kindly ask that you donate to us so we can still stay alive. The server payment is about $140 a month. So, we need some monies. All we accept is paypal at this time.

Thanks~

toddlerkon board deleted by crazymonkey - 8/2/07 @ 4:45PM PDT#

toddlerkon board deleted for a couple reasons:

1. Deters future advertisers.
2. Little or no content.
3. Just put it in alt, ffs.

www by narunet - 8/1/07 @ 11:33PM PDT#

Okay, so, in the next few days I'm going to be setting up some things with the site, for it to run smoother. Right now, the server base we use, well, SUCKS. I hate Apache. So, I'm going to be trying various things to hopefully fix this shit.

So, if the site just seems like its broked, just ignore it and wait a bit, its me fucking around with things.

BACK by crazymonkey - 8/1/07 @ 6:53PM PDT#

Finally, after an epic OS change, not4chan is back and FASTER THAN FUCK. Fedora was sapping resources like a bitch, but now we have debian which runs much smoother. Glad to be back!

Yea by crazymonkey - 7/30/07 @ 4:52PM PDT#

I apologize for all the ads, but it's the only way I am able to pay for the server right now. Hopefully in the future I will be able to reduce the amount of ads but for now they're here to stay to cover any server costs.

JANITORS by narunet - 7/27/07 @ 12:22PM PDT#

Okay, not that we have a lot of people coming the site, yet, I would like to grab about 20 janitors that can be around on various times to thwart the CP, or any other content that shouldn't be posted. I am looking for Janitors to do at least 2 boards.

If you would like to apply, e-mail: not4chan.janitor@gmail.com

DUMPING by crazymonkey - 7/14/07 @ 2:04AM PDT#

how does i dumped directory?

THIS IS HOW.

1. Put http://notfourchan.net/board.php as the submit url.
2. Set board type to 12chan.
3. Set dir to the respective dir you want to submit to

THERE YOU GO.

Also by narunet - 7/13/07 @ 11:32PM PDT#

To reiterate what he said, YOU HAVE TO BUY SHIT for us to get any money. We don't get money for clicks to J-List. So, buy some Pretz or something. Piss.

J-List by nakamura - 7/13/07 @ 4:13AM PDT#

In case you didn't know already, not4chan is now an affiliate of J-List. J-List ads will appear at the bottom of the page. We encourage you to buy stuff from them - by doing so, you support not4chan and make it possible for Anonymous to get moar pr0n.

I would also like to take this time to tell you all to get the fuck on IRC. Also, get the word out about not4chan coming back, and above all, PROAST MOAR.

BANNERS by nakamura - 7/13/07 @ 1:28AM PDT#

Sup /not4chan/

As you know, every *chan - no matter how large or how small - needs banners. We currently don't have any banners, so PLEASE make some and post them in THE OFFICIAL NOT4CHAN BANNERS THREAD. Banners must be 300x100 and in PNG format (GIF for animated banners). If you create a banner, we will love you forever, and all of the good ones will be accepted! Get bannering!

yo by crazymonkey - 7/9/07 @ 4:53PM PDT#

This is the OTHER admin, the one who ownz teh server. Just sayin hai.

Idle in #notfourchan @ irc.rizon.net for immediate news and shit, or to report any bugs, problems, cp, etc.

Enjoy the site.

Yeah. by narunet - 7/8/07 @ 9:38PM PDT#

Okay guy's, the last news post wasn't really anything so, here is a real one. You might not know this, but I am the same owner as the old "not4chan.us". You might be wondering why I don't have that domain anymore, but I lost it through godaddy, so I couldn't change the nameservers or anything. >( But, none the less, we're back and hope to stay up a lot longer than before because of a server this time! Get to postin.